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Well Harlan, she’s as lousy as a bum and a heckler as she is a dog trainer, but what she is really doing is FIGHTING for her RIGHT to HURT YOU… Think about it, Harlan, think HARD. She WANTS to HURT you. She WANTS other terri’s to HURT their Harlan’s too, so she doesn’t LOOK out of step. These kinds of bums will jerk and choke you, and if you let them know you don’t appreciate it, she’ll HANG YOU. It’s all in the book, the BIBLE by koehler. There’s INSTRUCTIONS for putting a hook in the ceiling or throwing your leash over the door and HANGING YOU till your eyes roll back in your head, and your tongue turns thick and blue and falls out the side of your mouth, and when she let’s you down, you should oughta stagger a couple of steps and PUKE. That’s ACCEPTABLE to her. And it’s approved of by doc dermer, so you KNOW she’ll do it. That pronged collar she chokes you with HAD BETTER BE LOVED, cause she’ll HANG you with it if you object to getting choked. Be happy in your work. Your pal, Jerry.

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When I wanted Baxter to heel on the right side I used the command "right side".  This worked slick…but Baxter was too quick! — Lori, and Lacie,Sam, and Bubba ( the furry people) – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Harlan and I celebrated the 4th with my ELB and AJ. The Momster also > dropped by. We had a good time watching the two dogs play together. > AJ, who is 12 weeks old, is doing very well. ELB’s been using the > clicker to teach him things like sit and down. "Sit" is a bit more solid > than the down. AJ also has been taught to sit and wait at doors rather > than rushing through them. We also played around with teaching AJ to > touch his nose to a target, and made plans to layout a puppy-safe > agility course. > His recall is very nice, too. They’ve been playing games where puppy > chases human, and that seems to have really reinforced the recall. Of > course, this has not been tested by adolescence yet! > So far, housebreaking has not been a problem. AJ goes and waits by the > door when he needs to go out, and he’s old enough now that he can > actually hold it long enough to do that! > The fireworks did not seem to trouble either dog. This did not surprise > me, as Harlan has never been particularly bothered by fireworks, and AJ > is pretty darn confident and fearless in general. Especially loud bangs > got his attention, but did not worry him. Leaping on to Harlan’s head > was much more interesting than a bunch of dumb booms. > We noticed that Harlan played a little rougher with AJ this time, but > couldn’t decide whether Harlan was adjusting to the fact that AJ was > bigger, or whether he just wanted to pound the brat! > Interesting Dog Fact: If you attempt to lie down and relax on the floor > while two dogs are in a wrestling match, the wrestling match will be > held in the vicinity of your left armpit. If you sit up, the match will > relocate to your lap. The area of clear, obstacle free square feet of > floor has no bearing on this behavior. > So far, it looks like ELB made an excellent choice for his first puppy. > AJ seems like an ideal pup for a beginner. He’s confident and bold, but > willing to take direction. No fear, shyness, aggression or anything like > that, as far as I can tell. AJ is quite devoted to ELB, and already > gives him great attention, which I suggested be put on cue. > He has sort of heel going, but on the right side. ELB was bothered by > this, but since you want to be able to direct the dog on either side > when doing agility, I thought it’d be OK to reward this, just give it a > name other than "heel". Does that sound reasonable to you guys? > ELB keeps telling me that he’s worried that he’s doing stuff wrong, but > so far he seems to be doing a great job. He took his time, found a > responsible breeder, and picked a pup with a really nice temperment. I > think it’s a great match. > –Terri & Harlan (geez, hardly mentioned me at all) > Before you buy.

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Hi Terri, Thanks for sharing.   It was a joy to read! We call it "right side" when we want Jadee to heel on our right. Creative, huh?  In our doggie dance routines, we often put her on the right side, and then have her "wee" or circle around me to the left  while I’m still moving. When walking down the street and I want her on my right side for some reason,  I tell her "right side" and she goes out in front of me, circles, and comes up on my right side.  "Heel" reverses it and she goes back out front, circles around and lands in a heel position on my left side. I’ve found it very useful when going through crowds. Sue and Jadee > Harlan and I celebrated the 4th with my ELB and AJ. The Momster also > dropped by. We had a good time watching the two dogs play together.

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>Harlan’s just too busy to read _every_ post, what with >running HarCo Industries and all.

Baloney. He’s a slacker – dogs are good at pretending that they’re busy.   Example: just tonight, after cleaning the supper dishes, Rocky decided that licking himself was more important than putting away the plates. — –Matt.  Rocky’s a Dog.

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Good for you, critter. But the message isn’t for Harlan. It’s for YOU. Too bad you aren’t as bright as Harlan, you’d have figured that out. Bye! j;~)

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Mr. Howe, > Since I have REPEATEDLY seen this message to Harlan and he has never > answered you, perhaps it should be a clue that he is perfectly content > and loved and that your attempts to drive a wedge between him and his > beloved human companion just isn’t working. > Kritter > Well Harlan, she’s as lousy as a bum and a heckler as she is a dog > trainer, but what she is really doing is FIGHTING for her RIGHT to > HURT YOU… Think about it, Harlan, think HARD. > She WANTS to HURT you. > She WANTS other terri’s to HURT their Harlan’s too, so she doesn’t > LOOK out of step. > These kinds of bums will jerk and choke you, and if you let them > know > you don’t appreciate it, she’ll HANG YOU. It’s all in the book, the > BIBLE by koehler. > There’s INSTRUCTIONS for putting a hook in the ceiling or throwing > your leash over the door and HANGING YOU till your eyes roll back > in > your head, and your tongue turns thick and blue and falls out the > side of your mouth, and when she let’s you down, you should oughta > stagger a couple of steps and PUKE. > That’s ACCEPTABLE to her. And it’s approved of by doc dermer, > so you KNOW she’ll do it. That pronged collar she chokes you with > HAD BETTER BE LOVED, cause she’ll HANG you with it if you object > to getting choked. > Be happy in your work. > Your pal, Jerry. > * Sent from RemarQ http://www.remarq.com The Internet’s Discussion Network * > The fastest and easiest way to search and participate in Usenet – Free!

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Hey Jer Howe’s the aids patient doing. Jerry Howe (Mr Helper) (Mr. Nice Guy) (Honest Abe) Is mentally unstable and  ABUSES dogs.he is worse than a SHOCK COLLAR…the proof

"If the dog is trained properly, he does not think of his protection training as fun and games at the big dog park. During a protection class, the dogs temperature should go up to 106 and he should have loose stools within two or three minutes of beginning the lesson." He tortures dogs till  they have a temperature of 106 and have the runs. He is also a puppy mill breeder "I grew up in a professional breeding kennel. I’ve owned stud dogs who’ve sired hundreds of puppies. I’ve whelped thousands of puppies"    HOWE disgusting you are JERRY Jerry Howe 626 Raleigh St Orlando, FL 32805 407-425-5092 Jerry Howe and his Doggy Do Wrong are being investigated for fraud. http://www.sound.net/~twillis/Harlan/concerns.html http://deja.com/getdoc.xp?AN=516286408W A List of Jerry’s References from the newsgroups "Jerry Howe is a freak… I have my doubts as to whether he has ever even SEEN a dog never mind trained one. " "That’s not a training  method. It’s an abuse method. Pray tell, how does this asshole who has no business touching a dog, much less training one, achieve and control the temperature spike? " "Yeah, that’s rich. He’ll make a dog sick enough to die, ON PURPOSE, but ridicules choke chains?"  "He’s rude, annoying, obnoxious, and every other word in the book" "Doesn’t he sell magic black boxes? " "That would be the same person…his magic black box will cure *any* behavior problem, don’t you know? " "It does? It must be used by whacking the dog over the head….I’d like him to demonstrate on himself… " "And yet do you notice that the second anyone talks about choke collars and prong collars and hanging, pinching or twisting he calls it animal abuse? And spiking a dogs temp like that isent? He is a lunatic… best to be ignored. " Got questions?  Get answers over the phone at Keen.com. Up to 100 minutes free! http://www.keen.com

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>Mr. Howe, >Since I have REPEATEDLY seen this message to Harlan and he has never >answered you, perhaps it should be a clue that he is perfectly content >and loved and that your attempts to drive a wedge between him and his >beloved human companion just isn’t working.

I _told_ him Harlan has him killfiled, but he just doesn’t believe me. Harlan’s just too busy to read _every_ post, what with running HarCo Industries and all. –Terri

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Mr. Howe, Since I have REPEATEDLY seen this message to Harlan and he has never answered you, perhaps it should be a clue that he is perfectly content and loved and that your attempts to drive a wedge between him and his beloved human companion just isn’t working. Kritter – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Well Harlan, she’s as lousy as a bum and a heckler as she is a dog > trainer, but what she is really doing is FIGHTING for her RIGHT to > HURT YOU… Think about it, Harlan, think HARD. > She WANTS to HURT you. > She WANTS other terri’s to HURT their Harlan’s too, so she doesn’t > LOOK out of step. > These kinds of bums will jerk and choke you, and if you let them > know > you don’t appreciate it, she’ll HANG YOU. It’s all in the book, the > BIBLE by koehler. > There’s INSTRUCTIONS for putting a hook in the ceiling or throwing > your leash over the door and HANGING YOU till your eyes roll back > in > your head, and your tongue turns thick and blue and falls out the > side of your mouth, and when she let’s you down, you should oughta > stagger a couple of steps and PUKE. > That’s ACCEPTABLE to her. And it’s approved of by doc dermer, > so you KNOW she’ll do it. That pronged collar she chokes you with > HAD BETTER BE LOVED, cause she’ll HANG you with it if you object > to getting choked. > Be happy in your work. > Your pal, Jerry.

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Harlan and I celebrated the 4th with my ELB and AJ. The Momster also dropped by. We had a good time watching the two dogs play together. AJ, who is 12 weeks old, is doing very well. ELB’s been using the clicker to teach him things like sit and down. "Sit" is a bit more solid than the down. AJ also has been taught to sit and wait at doors rather than rushing through them. We also played around with teaching AJ to touch his nose to a target, and made plans to layout a puppy-safe agility course. His recall is very nice, too. They’ve been playing games where puppy chases human, and that seems to have really reinforced the recall. Of course, this has not been tested by adolescence yet! So far, housebreaking has not been a problem. AJ goes and waits by the door when he needs to go out, and he’s old enough now that he can actually hold it long enough to do that! The fireworks did not seem to trouble either dog. This did not surprise me, as Harlan has never been particularly bothered by fireworks, and AJ is pretty darn confident and fearless in general. Especially loud bangs got his attention, but did not worry him. Leaping on to Harlan’s head was much more interesting than a bunch of dumb booms. We noticed that Harlan played a little rougher with AJ this time, but couldn’t decide whether Harlan was adjusting to the fact that AJ was bigger, or whether he just wanted to pound the brat! Interesting Dog Fact: If you attempt to lie down and relax on the floor while two dogs are in a wrestling match, the wrestling match will be held in the vicinity of your left armpit. If you sit up, the match will relocate to your lap. The area of clear, obstacle free square feet of floor has no bearing on this behavior. So far, it looks like ELB made an excellent choice for his first puppy. AJ seems like an ideal pup for a beginner. He’s confident and bold, but willing to take direction. No fear, shyness, aggression or anything like that, as far as I can tell. AJ is quite devoted to ELB, and already gives him great attention, which I suggested be put on cue. He has sort of heel going, but on the right side. ELB was bothered by this, but since you want to be able to direct the dog on either side when doing agility, I thought it’d be OK to reward this, just give it a name other than "heel". Does that sound reasonable to you guys? ELB keeps telling me that he’s worried that he’s doing stuff wrong, but so far he seems to be doing a great job. He took his time, found a responsible breeder, and picked a pup with a really nice temperment. I think it’s a great match. –Terri & Harlan (geez, hardly mentioned me at all) Before you buy.

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