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OT humor: How It Works…

Question:

Let’s see if I understand how America works If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant. If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock ‘n’ roll music or musician he liked. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the school for poor sex education. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the bartender. If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. If a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline. And if a drug addict illegally steals, uses, gets addicted or dies from Oxycontin, blame the company who made it for legitimate pain patients, the doctors who ethically prescribe it as intended and the pain patients using the medication legally as it’s prescribed, thus costing the company millions of dollars, making it hard for doctors to adequately treat their patients and depriving people in pain from relief. (ok, so I added this one) I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So if I die while my  old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates, OK?

Response:

I absolutely love this, best chuckle I have had today. Sharon

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Let’s see if I understand how America works > If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap while > driving, she blames the restaurant. > If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock ‘n’ roll music or > musician he liked. > If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family > blames the tobacco company. > If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the school for > poor sex education. > If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the > bartender. > If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up with heroin was > dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones. > If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. > If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. > If a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilots at > 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased > blames the airline. > And if a drug addict illegally steals, uses, gets addicted or dies from > Oxycontin, blame the company who made it for legitimate pain patients, the > doctors who ethically prescribe it as intended and the pain patients using the > medication legally as it’s prescribed, thus costing the company millions of > dollars, making it hard for doctors to adequately treat their patients and > depriving people in pain from relief. > (ok, so I added this one) > I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So if I > die while my  old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer, I want you > to blame Bill Gates, OK?

Response:

- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap >while >driving, she blames the restaurant. >If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock ‘n’ roll music or >musician he liked. >If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your >family >blames the tobacco company. >If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the school >for >poor sex education. >If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the >bartender.

<snip> >I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So if I >die while my  old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer, I want >you >to blame Bill Gates, OK?

Ok, Jennie, you owe me not onlu a new screen since I was drinking a coke while i was reading this and spewed it all over the monitor but you also owe me for the time and trouble it took to change my drawers and wash them after I was reduced to peeing my pants while reading this.. you will hear from my lawyer!!! Lusti

Response:

<< Ok, Jennie, you owe me not onlu a new screen since I was drinking a coke while i was reading this and spewed it all over the monitor but you also owe me for the time and trouble it took to change my drawers and wash them after I was reduced to peeing my pants while reading this.. you will hear from my lawyer!!! Lusti >> LOL. Lusti, you are a true American! My lawyer will be awaiting a call from your lawyer!  Jennie

Response:

Tell ya what, as soon as I see something humorous, I’ll let ya know. In the meantime, don’t quit your day job. Samanatha – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Let’s see if I understand how America works >If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap while >driving, she blames the restaurant. >If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock ‘n’ roll music or >musician he liked. >If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family >blames the tobacco company. >If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the school for >poor sex education. >If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the >bartender. >If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up with heroin was >dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones. >If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. >If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. >If a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilots at >35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased >blames the airline. >And if a drug addict illegally steals, uses, gets addicted or dies from >Oxycontin, blame the company who made it for legitimate pain patients, the >doctors who ethically prescribe it as intended and the pain patients using the >medication legally as it’s prescribed, thus costing the company millions of >dollars, making it hard for doctors to adequately treat their patients and >depriving people in pain from relief. >(ok, so I added this one) >I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So if I >die while my  old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer, I want you >to blame Bill Gates, OK?

Response:

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ——Original Message–  Snipped— Greetings from Prof Smoke2Much! Thanks Jennie!!! Thanks very much!  I printed it out so i could take it with me and show it to my brother.   He got pissed when i told him i was on that. My Dad abused them..  My brother flushed em on him when Dad was in Hospital for something else.. so the docs switched him off OxyContin to something else.  i want to show my brother that i am NOT my Dad. I am under a Doctor’s care while using OxyContin and I am on a low dosage as Doc Hosny and I agreed upon for a start.  I’ve been on Oxy for 2 weeks now. Thanks again Jen!  Havea decent dayo! Best regards, Tom aka Prof Smoke2Much here’s my 2

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