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PROPHETS OF JAN CROUCH'S TABLE

Question:

"David Matthieu P.P." > For many Christians it is quite difficult to evaluate the real power of > these prophets who have been eating at Jan Crouch’s table.

So, I’m getting the feeling that you don’t like Jan Crouch… — During the Passion of the Christ there was a NAKED BOY running around… http://www.cafeshops.com/powerpress

Response:

For many Christians it is quite difficult to evaluate the real power of these prophets who have been eating at Jan Crouch’s table. Loud and clear they were proclaiming to have powers from God to heal the sick. During their frequent appearances on TBN with Jan Crouch on their side, these grandiloquent prophets were never slow to flash a legendary portfolio filled with a long list of Miracles over all sorts of incurable diseases. From Cancer to AIDS no illnesses were too big for the Prophets of Jan Crouch. With the great words they spoke, many uninformed Christians truly believed these Prophets could shake Heaven and Earth. Multitudes of all Nations mesmerized by the powerful mouth of these prophets, literally covered them with Dollars. On a daily basis, mountains of dollars were miraculously moved to these Prophets’ Bank Accounts. Fame and Fortune, Diamond and Gold, Glory and Power there is nothing these Prophets did not get from their association with Jan Crouch. Yet when this malignant disease stroke Jan Crouch, unbelievably all their miraculous healing powers mysteriously disintegrated in thin air. Not even in the mouth of her favorite Prophet Benny, could a single word of Knowledge be heard. Jan Crouch was stricken with Colon Cancer right in the midst of an assembly of Prophets who suddenly could not even cure a simple Constipation. From the least expected place Jan Crouch finally found healing. It did not come from a world famous Charismatic Ministry or from a great anointed Crusade of a Revival Church. As incredible as it may sound, healing simply came from the surgical room of an Hospital! Even though Jan is technically surrounded by hordes of Prophets gifted with "supernatural Powers", it was a mortal Surgeon unlearned of the Pentecostal Mysticism who removed the Cancer from her colon!. Like the Prophets of Jezebel, those eating at Jan Crouch’s Table are only good for deceiving the multitude into the worship of demonic spirits and for preaching doctrines of devils The return on TBN of a completely restored Queen of Prophecy was greatly noticed. By the strike of a magical wand, all the lies of  her prophets have already been forgotten. Officially the Prophets who have been eating at Jan Crouch’s table have been rehabilitated with all their Miraculous powers restored and upgraded.

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