To be a conservative…

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To be a conservative, you have to believe that educating people about the AIDS virus is a waster of funding. To be a conservative, you have to be for capital punishment but against abortion, regardless of who is innocent or not. To be a conservative, you don’t allow sex education in public school To be a conservative, you believe both trial lawyers and doctors are overpaid. To be a conservative, you have to forget that it’s the guns in the hands of non law-abiding Americans are the problem. To be a conservative, you have to ignore all the science regarding the Green-house effect & ignore all the ice packs that are breaking up, etc. To be a conservative, you are somehow afraid that someone will hurt you if they are gay To be a conservative, you have to believe that businesses never cheat & therefore never have to be watched or regulated (like Enron). To be a conservative, you have to believe that self-esteem is proving that you are better than the average guy by how much money you earn. To be a conservative, you have to believe the free market will create the best art & music, and that there’s no benefit to society in helping the arts & music. To be a conservative, you have to believe the military & politicians (in your party) are never corrupt. To be a conservative, you have to be confused about what the Constitution actually says about the right to bare arms.  You also have to believe the NRA is not a special interest group. To be a conservative, you have to believe that standardized tests are fair and that minorities are not discriminated against. To be a conservative, you have to believe liberals are not trying to help miniorities and that black people are doing just fine. Mike

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> To be a conservative, you have to believe that educating people about > the AIDS virus is a waster of funding.

To be liberal, you need to be able to make up new words, like "waster". > To be a conservative, you have to be for capital punishment but > against abortion, regardless of who is innocent or not.

To be liberal, you have to be unable to tell the difference between an unborn child and a convicted felon. > To be a conservative, you don’t allow sex education in public school

To be liberal, you must believe that the government is more qualified to raise your children than you are. > To be a conservative, you have to forget that it’s the guns in the > hands of non law-abiding Americans are the problem.

To be liberal, you must be able to assign human, emotional qualities to inanimate objects. > To be a conservative, you have to ignore all the science regarding the > Green-house effect & ignore all the ice packs that are breaking up, > etc.

To be liberal, you must forget that in the ’60s scientists thought we were approaching a new ice age. And that every 10 years, science again knows everything and possesses a substantial enough base of facts to draw extremely broad, well-founded conclusions about the long term future of the planet. > To be a conservative, you are somehow afraid that someone will hurt > you if they are gay

To be liberal, you must believe that anyone who doesn’t share your own beliefs must have some kind of "phobia". > To be a conservative, you have to believe that businesses never cheat > & therefore never have to be watched or regulated (like Enron).

To be liberal, you have to be able to cheat on your wife while holding the highest office in the country and still act as if you’ve done nothing wrong. > To be a conservative, you have to be confused about what the > Constitution actually says about the right to bare arms.  You also > have to believe the NRA is not a special interest group.

To be liberal, you have to be confused about what the Constitution actually says about the separation of church and state. > To be a conservative, you have to believe liberals are not trying to > help miniorities and that black people are doing just fine.

To be liberal, you must treat minorities and other special groups as if they were in the special olympics and incapable of a high level of performance on their own.

Response:

To label yourself into one group and say that you believe that everything one side of the fence says is right and the other is wrong is moronic.  Most of us have mixed emotions, like me I myself am againist both the death penalty and abortion.  I myself do not choose to own a gun, but do believe that it is protected under the constitution.  I myself believe that all people want to find a cure for AIDS and say that someone thinks that people with dieing is funny and a waste of money to find a cure just can’t be true. I myself believe that Sex Education is still a very touchy subject, and that parents should make the decision of when their kids learn about sex is true. I also believe that sex is not a bad thing and the problem with America is that we make it a bad thing and also believe that sex ed. isn’t going to make kids not have sex.  Let parents have the right to say they don’t want their kids to learn about it.     Let’s face it.  We live in the twenty first century.  And we should all realize that everyone is able to have their own opinion and to call them stupid for having one is a waste of time. If you want to change people’s minds, educate them.  Don’t call them stupid.  Don’t insult what they believe.  Just educate them, or discuss, why you have this difference of opinion.  It ain’t the end of the world, and people are going to die regardless of if you like it or not. Think about it, when was the last time someone attacked your opinion and you changed your mind.  This serves no perpose so give up.     To post this in a guitar newsgroup is rediculous.   Just like the NRA, this is a special intrest group.  You don’t go to an NRA meeting and hear people debating Fender vs. Marshall.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> To be a conservative, you have to believe that educating people about > the AIDS virus is a waster of funding. > To be liberal, you need to be able to make up new words, like "waster". > To be a conservative, you have to be for capital punishment but > against abortion, regardless of who is innocent or not. > To be liberal, you have to be unable to tell the difference between > an unborn child and a convicted felon. > To be a conservative, you don’t allow sex education in public school > To be liberal, you must believe that the government is more qualified > to raise your children than you are. > To be a conservative, you have to forget that it’s the guns in the > hands of non law-abiding Americans are the problem. > To be liberal, you must be able to assign human, emotional qualities to inanimate > objects. > To be a conservative, you have to ignore all the science regarding the > Green-house effect & ignore all the ice packs that are breaking up, > etc. > To be liberal, you must forget that in the ’60s scientists thought we > were approaching a new ice age. And that every 10 years, science again > knows everything and possesses a substantial enough base of facts to draw > extremely broad, well-founded conclusions about the long term future of the > planet. > To be a conservative, you are somehow afraid that someone will hurt > you if they are gay > To be liberal, you must believe that anyone who doesn’t share your > own beliefs must have some kind of "phobia". > To be a conservative, you have to believe that businesses never cheat > & therefore never have to be watched or regulated (like Enron). > To be liberal, you have to be able to cheat on your wife while holding > the highest office in the country and still act as if you’ve > done nothing wrong. > To be a conservative, you have to be confused about what the > Constitution actually says about the right to bare arms.  You also > have to believe the NRA is not a special interest group. > To be liberal, you have to be confused about what the Constitution > actually says about the separation of church and state. > To be a conservative, you have to believe liberals are not trying to > help miniorities and that black people are doing just fine. > To be liberal, you must treat minorities and other special groups as > if they were in the special olympics and incapable of a high level of > performance on their own.

Response:

Don’t know about liberals or conservatives, but to be an ASSWIPE you have to feel compelled to plaster your unsolicited off-topic political views in newsgroups where they have absolutely no relevance.

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> Don’t know about liberals or conservatives, but to be an ASSWIPE you have to > feel compelled to plaster your unsolicited off-topic political views in > newsgroups where they have absolutely no relevance.

Why’d you read ‘em, then?  Killfile busted?  Twitchy mouse finger?  O/C disorder? No likee?  NO CLICKEE! Lord Valve Arrogant Rightwing Bastard

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To post political crap in a guitar news group, you have to be scared of the answers you would get from political junkies in the correct newsgroup….

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> To post political crap in a guitar news group, you have to be scared of the > answers you would get from political junkies in the correct newsgroup….

Don’t read ‘em, asshole. LV

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