Aids HIV FAQ

Around the world in style!

Question:

Having recently won a substantial amount of money in the lottery, I have decided to treat myself to a special round-the-world trip.  I’ve decided to ‘make love around the world’.  I was thinking about the following: I’d like to come in the Guiness Book of Records as the first man who made love to a girl or woman of every nationality on this earth.  Now I can afford to live in style, I want to do so in the company of beautiful girls and women.  I have lived in poverty for ten years and now I can enjoy life, I will. I’ll be taking a polaroid camera and I would like to take one picture (dressed) of the participant holding her passport, with the nationality legible.  Upon completing my journey, I will publish a book about my experiences ‘Making love around the world’, showing the (fully dressed) pictures of the wonderful people who participated.  When the participants wish, the photo will be made unrecognizable.  The participants will also be given the chance to write a short article in the book. All activities will be held in a private ***** hotel room, unless the participant wishes another location.  There will be no other people present in the room.  There will be no photographs taken (except for one fully dressed picture showing passport as evidence), unless the participant wishes to do so.  I will be taking video equipment and I’m quite happy to give the participant a video tape as a souvenir.  The day will be organised as the participant wishes. We can go to a movie, have dinner in a classy restaurant,… Or we can go to an amusement park, the theatre, ballet, anything the participants like.  All expenses are at my account, of course. When requested, all applicants will receive a generous allowance to buy a dress and lingerie for the occasion.  Exceptionally beautiful participants (I am writing a photo-book, after all!) will be taken to Paris, Vienna, Venice,…, if they wish.  All expenses paid, of course. We’ll spend the night at the location the participant wishes, a five-star hotel or any other location.  Again, everything will be as the participant desires.  If the participant wishes, her cooperation to my journey can be extended twice for another day, not necessarily successive days.  Lesbian participant and their partner will be greatly welcomed.  If both partners have different nationalities, only one nationality will be counted, though both partners will be treated equal.  All lesbian couples will be given a chance to participate, even if I’ve already collected both their nationalities.  Gay applicants will not be accepted. The only demand I make is there must be at least one penetration during the night or day.  The rest is up to the applicant.  If she just wishes to have one pentration, fine.  If she wishes a lot more, even better.  There’s very few things I won’t do.  Everything is up to the participant. Applicants must have the legal age to engage in sexual activities. Applicants over 35 will not be accepted.  I’d also like the applicants to sign a form in advance, stating the sexual acts we’re about to commit are consensual (this is nothing special, I just want to avoid unpleasant experiences).  All sexual activities will be held using a condom.  I will take an HIV-test every two months and I will give the participants a copy of this.  If the participants wish, I can schedule them immediately after a test.  There is no need to fear. Let me set this straight, I’m not looking for prostitutes.  If I wanted to do that, then I would not have to write this article and I could leave on my journey tomorrow and complete it in a year. And it would cost me far less money.  NO.  I want to give girls and women all over the world the chance to participate in this wonderful journey.  I can afford to live in style now and I want to share my money with beautiful girls and women. Why wouldn’t you participate?  In a way, it would be no different to having lousy sex  with your broke boyfriend after a cheap meal and a bad movie… only it wouldn’t be a cheap meal and it wouldn’t be a bad movie.  And the sex wouldn’t be bad, it would be the most wonderful sex you’ve ever had.  Maybe not, but it would be great anyway.  I think I can say I know how to bring a woman to heaven. I’d even fly you to the most romantic cities of the world for a week-end.  The food will be great, the hotels will be great, you will receive generous gifts (I like to give presents to the girls I like), the sex will be great,…  and then I will bring you back home after a wonderful experience.  What could a girl ask for more? As an added incentive, I’ve decided to raflle $100,000 prize money among the participants.  One lucky participant will receive a prize of $40,000.  Three runner-ups will each receive $10,000.  All participants will be giving one chance for these prizes.  Lesbians who bring their partner each will receive two chances (that is, four chances for a lesbian couple).  16-18 year olds (in countries where sexual activities are legal from the age of 16) will be given double chances.  Sisters under 22 will be given double chances.  Virgins will be given triple chances.  There will be two additional prizes of $10,000: one for the applicant I rate the best fuck and one for the applicant who gives me the most original sex.  Last but not least, there will be a $10,000 prize for the youngest applicant (I’ve been told in some countries the legal age to engage in sexual activities is 14).  Why wouldn’t I be generous to the people who give me so much pleasure? The challenge I’ve set to myself now is to ‘collect’ all nationalities.  I haven’t figured out yet where to obtain an ‘official’ list of these nationalities (for example, how many countries is the former Yugoslavia now?).  As I live in the States now, I’ve set myself an extra goal, and this is to collect every US State.  I’ve got twelve already.  I don’t expect much difficulties reaching this goal, the US has been my ‘territory’ for four years now and women in LA seem very eager to participate. If response is good, I may set extra challenges (every Indian state, every Chinese province,…).  Hell, who knows, maybe even a blonde, a brunette, a redhead,… from every US state…  Or a mother/daughter collection?  A special chapter about sisters? The possibilities are endless; it’ll be a thick book. Applicants who wish to participate in my journey, may e-mail me agree with my dream, that’s your constitutional right and I respect that., but it’s my right trying to accomplish my dream.  I will not do anything illegal.  I will respect the law in every country. Looking forward to hearing from you ladies; I’ve got a lot of cum saved up especially for you!  First come, first served!  If you want to participate, be quick, there’ll soon be a long waiting list. Jim from LA

Response:

What a truly pathetic wet dream! Proof that lotteries are junk thinking for junk results. What a sadsack you are Jim from LA (of course!)

Response:

> What a truly pathetic wet dream! Proof that lotteries are junk > thinking > for junk results. What a sadsack you are Jim from LA (of course!)

  Now, Margaret, let’s not tar our whole fine city … and us men in it. bill

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> > What a truly pathetic wet dream! Proof that lotteries are junk > thinking > for junk results. What a sadsack you are Jim from LA (of course!) >   Now, Margaret, let’s not tar our whole fine city … and us men in it. > bill

Ok, this "man" is a particularly stereotypical specimin of a thinking that is somehow specialised and perpetuated in LA/Hollywood. I am sure however that there are many real men who do not feel the need to be so tasteless, offensive and arrogant in expressing their juvinile, egocentricly pathetic viewpoint of travel, women and money, who also reside in LA.

Response:

- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Having recently won a substantial amount of money in the lottery, I > have decided to treat myself to a special round-the-world trip.  I’ve > decided to ‘make love around the world’.  I was thinking about the > following: I’d like to come in the Guiness Book of Records as the > first man who made love to a girl or woman of every nationality on > this earth.  Now I can afford to live in style, I want to do so in > the company of beautiful girls and women.  I have lived in poverty > for ten years and now I can enjoy life, I will. > I’ll be taking a polaroid camera and I would like to take one picture > (dressed) of the participant holding her passport, with the nationality > legible.  Upon completing my journey, I will publish a book about my > experiences ‘Making love around the world’, showing the (fully dressed) > pictures of the wonderful people who participated.  When the participants > wish, the photo will be made unrecognizable.  The participants will also > be given the chance to write a short article in the book. > All activities will be held in a private ***** hotel room, unless > the participant wishes another location.  There will be no other > people present in the room.  There will be no photographs taken > (except for one fully dressed picture showing passport as evidence), > unless the participant wishes to do so.  I will be taking video > equipment and I’m quite happy to give the participant a video tape > as a souvenir.  The day will be organised as the participant wishes. > We can go to a movie, have dinner in a classy restaurant,… Or we > can go to an amusement park, the theatre, ballet, anything the > participants like.  All expenses are at my account, of course. > When requested, all applicants will receive a generous allowance to > buy a dress and lingerie for the occasion.  Exceptionally beautiful > participants (I am writing a photo-book, after all!) will be taken > to Paris, Vienna, Venice,…, if they wish.  All expenses paid, of > course. > We’ll spend the night at the location the participant wishes, a > five-star hotel or any other location.  Again, everything will be > as the participant desires.  If the participant wishes, her > cooperation to my journey can be extended twice for another day, > not necessarily successive days.  Lesbian participant and their > partner will be greatly welcomed.  If both partners have different > nationalities, only one nationality will be counted, though both > partners will be treated equal.  All lesbian couples will be given > a chance to participate, even if I’ve already collected both their > nationalities.  Gay applicants will not be accepted. > The only demand I make is there must be at least one penetration > during the night or day.  The rest is up to the applicant.  If she > just wishes to have one pentration, fine.  If she wishes a lot > more, even better.  There’s very few things I won’t do.  Everything > is up to the participant. > Applicants must have the legal age to engage in sexual activities. > Applicants over 35 will not be accepted.  I’d also like the > applicants to sign a form in advance, stating the sexual acts we’re > about to commit are consensual (this is nothing special, I just want > to avoid unpleasant experiences).  All sexual activities will be held > using a condom.  I will take an HIV-test every two months and I will > give the participants a copy of this.  If the participants wish, I > can schedule them immediately after a test.  There is no need to > fear. > Let me set this straight, I’m not looking for prostitutes.  If I > wanted to do that, then I would not have to write this article and > I could leave on my journey tomorrow and complete it in a year. > And it would cost me far less money.  NO.  I want to give girls and > women all over the world the chance to participate in this wonderful > journey.  I can afford to live in style now and I want to share my > money with beautiful girls and women. > Why wouldn’t you participate?  In a way, it would be no different to > having lousy sex  with your broke boyfriend after a cheap meal and a > bad movie… only it wouldn’t be a cheap meal and it wouldn’t be a > bad movie.  And the sex wouldn’t be bad, it would be the most > wonderful sex you’ve ever had.  Maybe not, but it would be great > anyway.  I think I can say I know how to bring a woman to heaven. > I’d even fly you to the most romantic cities of the world for a > week-end.  The food will be great, the hotels will be great, you > will receive generous gifts (I like to give presents to the girls I > like), the sex will be great,…  and then I will bring you back > home after a wonderful experience.  What could a girl ask for more? > As an added incentive, I’ve decided to raflle $100,000 prize money > among the participants.  One lucky participant will receive a prize > of $40,000.  Three runner-ups will each receive $10,000.  All > participants will be giving one chance for these prizes.  Lesbians > who bring their partner each will receive two chances (that is, four > chances for a lesbian couple).  16-18 year olds (in countries where > sexual activities are legal from the age of 16) will be given double > chances.  Sisters under 22 will be given double chances.  Virgins > will be given triple chances.  There will be two additional prizes > of $10,000: one for the applicant I rate the best fuck and one for > the applicant who gives me the most original sex.  Last but not > least, there will be a $10,000 prize for the youngest applicant > (I’ve been told in some countries the legal age to engage in sexual > activities is 14).  Why wouldn’t I be generous to the people who > give me so much pleasure? > The challenge I’ve set to myself now is to ‘collect’ all > nationalities.  I haven’t figured out yet where to obtain an > ‘official’ list of these nationalities (for example, how many > countries is the former Yugoslavia now?).  As I live in the > States now, I’ve set myself an extra goal, and this is to collect > every US State.  I’ve got twelve already.  I don’t expect much > difficulties reaching this goal, the US has been my ‘territory’ > for four years now and women in LA seem very eager to participate. > If response is good, I may set extra challenges (every Indian > state, every Chinese province,…).  Hell, who knows, maybe even > a blonde, a brunette, a redhead,… from every US state…  Or a > mother/daughter collection?  A special chapter about sisters? > The possibilities are endless; it’ll be a thick book. > Applicants who wish to participate in my journey, may e-mail me > agree with my dream, that’s your constitutional right and I respect > that., but it’s my right trying to accomplish my dream.  I will not > do anything illegal.  I will respect the law in every country. > Looking forward to hearing from you ladies; I’ve got a lot of cum > saved up especially for you!  First come, first served!  If you want > to participate, be quick, there’ll soon be a long waiting list

been there, done that.   try something original, like doing it in the town square of the capital city… oh, and I recommend starting in Saudi Arabia. Lance, left LA at aget .9

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